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Sherlock Fic: The Expendables


Drabble for the category, "humor" at drabbles20in20 .


The Expendables

“I blame you for this, John.”

“I didn’t ask you to come.”

“I was bored.”

“You insulted Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Mickey…”

“I merely intimated that watching superannuated pseudo-actors kill and maim is no demonstration of masculinity.”

“Loud enough for everyone in the theatre to hear.”

“Not as loudly as they called my masculinity into question.” 

“You started the brawl, anyway.”

“No. I am far too secure in my masculinity to resort to fisticuffs to defend it.” 

“I’m glad you are, Sherlock.”

“And this black eye is still your fault! It’s going to be nearly impossible to conceal…”

Very glad…”


Comments

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med_cat
Apr. 9th, 2011 07:36 pm (UTC)
Hee :P "_Very_ glad"...
goldvermilion87
Apr. 9th, 2011 07:39 pm (UTC)
*snrk*
capt_facepalm
Apr. 9th, 2011 08:00 pm (UTC)
Although I have not seen that movie, I know what it is about and I can see why John would enjoy it and Sherlock, not so much!
Nice vignette. How did John avoid injury in the brawl?
goldvermilion87
Apr. 9th, 2011 08:01 pm (UTC)
I suspect he wisely stayed out of the way.

Part of me wants to think that he is the one who inflicted the black eye... but we'll never know for sure.
capt_facepalm
Apr. 9th, 2011 08:05 pm (UTC)
I had not considered that!
*CLANK*
(Dark!Watson and your muse are drinking together!)
goldvermilion87
Apr. 9th, 2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
Haha!
selana1505
Apr. 19th, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC)
*giggles* that almost made me choke on my tea... I should know better than to read and drink at the same time
goldvermilion87
Apr. 19th, 2011 07:17 pm (UTC)
*snrk*

Glad you liked, it, though, despite the tea-snorting (which I know can be quite painful, from personal experience. :-P)
hab318princess
Apr. 30th, 2011 12:51 pm (UTC)
*grins* wonderful
goldvermilion87
Apr. 30th, 2011 05:10 pm (UTC)
:-D Thanks!
tommy50702
May. 31st, 2013 08:39 am (UTC)
Nice. I enjoyed reading it.
( 11 definitions — Define true madness )

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